What kind of parent does this to a child?
What, in your obviously illogical mind, were you thinking when you did this?
Was this some sort of cruel joke, MOM?
Were you hoping to emotionally scar your child for life, causing her years of torment and agony at the hands of children with much better hair styles?
In the second photo, please also note the meticiously trimmed sideburns.
Is there some sort of support group I could join?
‘Children whose mothers thought it would be a good idea to give their child a mullet, and thus emotionally scar them for life’ Anonymous?
Really, who EVER thought to invent the mullet? How was that EVER a good idea?
Can I tell you something about my mullet? These pictures are very flattering mullet shots. I’ve got one mullet picture that’s a real doozy. I’ll try to find it. My mom, in her infinite wisdom, decided that a plain straight mullet just wouldn’t do. She, instead, gave my bangs a perm, and left the back part of the mullet straight. So, as many wise ones before me have noted, it was all business in the front, and nothing but a party in the back.
Twenty years later, I’ve finally been able to laugh, a little, about the mullet.
But the scars?
They run deep.
Check me out on Brandie’s blog! I shared Peggy’s fresh apple cake today. Brandie has some seriously good (and easy) recipes over there!
Have a blessed and mulletless Wednesday!