oh, halloween

“Hey Woody! Whatcha’ doin’?”

“Oh, nothing mom. Just gettin’ ready to trick-or-treat.

“Like my costume, mom?”

“See my hat?”

I love it! You make a really cute Woody! But let’s go ahead and take your costume off. We don’t go trick-or-treating until tonight.”

“Yea, I look like a real s……Hold on, what did you just say?”

“I said let’s go ahead and take your costume off, because we’re not going trick-or-treating for a couple more hours, okay?”

“But mom….”



“I want to go NOW.”

“Well I’m sorry son, but we can’t go now.”

“I don’t care! I WANT TO GO NOW!”



“PB, now don’t do this. We’ll go this evening and we’ll have lots of fun, and mom will eat all of your candy you’ll get lots of candy.”


“NO! Take me NOW! You’ve got about 2.3 seconds to change your mind before I throw a fit!”

“P, Woody doesn’t pitch fits.”


“I don’t care what Woody does. I don’t even want to be Woody anymore. Take this stupid hat off!”



“And I don’t want to trick-or-treat anymore, either. I just can’t go on like this. My little heart is broken into a million pieces. I don’t know how I’ll ever recover…..”

I’d say my first day at home with PB has been a success so far……..

Happy Halloween, friends! Have a fun and safe day!


Advertisements
Posted in pb

11 thoughts on “oh, halloween

  1. What an adorable little guy! Our Halloween got cancelled well postponed till Sunday from the storm. It just wont be the same!

    Like

  2. Isn't it crazy how quickly they go from “I'm a happy little fella” to total meltdown around this age? I don't know about PB, but Chasten turns his off just as quick once you distract him from whatever broke his little heart.

    PB is a super cute little Woody! 🙂 Glad you had such a fun first day at home with him.

    Like

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s